photoshopwilwheaton:

Dapper Wil shows Rob Ford there are better things than crack

Brilliant. 

photoshopwilwheaton:

Dapper Wil shows Rob Ford there are better things than crack

Brilliant. 

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maxistentialist:

Scott Simpson:

Everything was going great until you showed up. You see me across the crowded room, make your way over, and start talking at me. And you don’t stop.

You are a Democrat, an outspoken atheist, and a foodie. You like to say “Science!” in a weird, self-congratulatory way. You…

When I first started reading this I thought, oh boy - another pretentious hipster elitists who’s convinced he’s far superior to the masses. But I pressed on, and I’m sure glad I did, This dude has some pretty valuable shit to say.

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gamefreaksnz:

Happy Valentines day.

Reminds me of last night (on Valentine’s Day), when I was playing with my love, and I went down and he ran over to revive me and I was all like, “Nooo! Don’t worry about me! Save yourself!” and then I got a kill revive and I was like, “I’M BACK BITCHES!!” 

gamefreaksnz:

Happy Valentines day.

Reminds me of last night (on Valentine’s Day), when I was playing with my love, and I went down and he ran over to revive me and I was all like, “Nooo! Don’t worry about me! Save yourself!” and then I got a kill revive and I was like, “I’M BACK BITCHES!!” 

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joehillsthrills:

workmanpublishing:

The Power of Books.

I actually had image number 3 happen to me once, but if you’re going to bury yourself in maritime fiction, that’s one of the risks.

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Doctor Who: The First Question - 50th Anniversary Trailer (HD) (by LastWhovianTrailers)

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neil-gaiman:

Clive Barker and me, on the set of NIghtbreed in 1989. We were babies.

swoon.

neil-gaiman:

Clive Barker and me, on the set of NIghtbreed in 1989. We were babies.

swoon.

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The Piano Is the Champagne

(Source: vimeo.com)

maxistentialist:

Rainger Pinney raised $2,975 on Kickstarter to drop a baby grand piano onto a pyramid of 385 champagne glasses. He said, “The sound this instrument will make has perhaps never been heard in real life and will be so terrifying and utterly satisfying that it resonates with the deepest human impulses of desire and gratification.”

I need to see this video. 

maxistentialist:

Rainger Pinney raised $2,975 on Kickstarter to drop a baby grand piano onto a pyramid of 385 champagne glasses. He said, “The sound this instrument will make has perhaps never been heard in real life and will be so terrifying and utterly satisfying that it resonates with the deepest human impulses of desire and gratification.”

I need to see this video. 

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Tom Waits - “Hell Broke Luce” (by antirecords)