maxistentialist:

Scott Simpson:

Everything was going great until you showed up. You see me across the crowded room, make your way over, and start talking at me. And you don’t stop.

You are a Democrat, an outspoken atheist, and a foodie. You like to say “Science!” in a weird, self-congratulatory way. You…

When I first started reading this I thought, oh boy - another pretentious hipster elitists who’s convinced he’s far superior to the masses. But I pressed on, and I’m sure glad I did, This dude has some pretty valuable shit to say.

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